#6: The Par-sity
Obviously having exhausted their stash of puns, the Hotlanta renaming task force thought the only way to make for a truly fair tournament was to have the PDGA grant a special waiver: Every player scoring a birdie or better must eat a Varsity Chili Dog before teeing off on the next hole.
Pros: Free hot dogs.
Cons: The necessary footprint for the porta-potty rentals would eliminate nearly all of the parking at any Atlanta area course.
Sponsors: Tums, Preparation H, and doctors specializing in gastrointestinal issues.
After Party: The most private bathroom in your entire home…if you make it that far. Otherwise, try at least holding out for a Quiktrip or Racetrac.
While we’re all dealing with that, the ADGO could just call it what it is…